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posted at 12:21 on 6.25.09
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posted at 14:54 on 6.24.09

idiots:

Updated “birther” Wikipedia entry includes a more accurate picture of cuckoo birther high priestess Orly Taitz.

Updated “birther” Wikipedia entry includes a more accurate picture of cuckoo birther high priestess Orly Taitz.

Viacom blames Rock Band sales for poor earnings

They fucking own MTV… and they’re counting on Rock Band to make them profitable? A dual commentary on the economic significance of games, and the poor state of media empires.

Arrested NJ Rabbi's "congregation" address phony, linked to 97 other fake nonprofits

God. Damn.

Fox Business News: so in the know, so tech savvy... NOT.

“Da thinkybox is made of sunlight and windows!*”

*approximate quote

FBI arrests Hoboken mayor, several rabbis, others in money laundering ring

They also nabbed the mayor of Secaucus and the Jersey City Council President and Deputy mayor, among 30 total arrests. WHAT. THE. HELL.

Verizon CEO’s private address extracted from his unlisted phone number, pranking ensues to prove a point.

Palin's wacky church hands out swords to youths

My favorite part: they justify the ceremony with a biblical quote referencing “double edge swords….” and then hand them single edge Japanese Katanas?!?

Nokia profits plummet; I say ha-ha

See? This is what happens when you abandon me and my E70 the way you did… hope you’re enjoying 66% fewer profits this quarter! Oh, and Symbian SUCKS!

Proof of imminent Idiocracy: new Hardees ad

Remember that scene in Idiocracy where Fuddrucker’s slowly devolves into Buttfuckers?

The future is now. Get me off this planet.

Techno-waste dumped illegally abroad contained national secrets

Oops.

Merck invents phony scientific journal using major research publication house

This is siiiiick… invent a journal, put phony science in it, and then cite it as “clinical evidence” for your pharma products literature. Boo-urns.